A guy with an assault rifle opened fire in the crowded Los Angeles airport today. Killed one person, injured two others
(Yawn) Any celebrity babies on the way this week?
Depending upon who's counting, it was the 62nd or 63rd or 66th mass shooting in the United States since Columbine.
(Yawn) Who's the latest pop star to flash a boob onstage?
Gun violence kills 33 Americans each day.
(Yawn) How's the stock market doing today?
We kill one another with guns at a rate 20 times that of any other wealthy country. (People in poor countries can't afford assault rifles.)
(Yawn) How 'bout that Senator who called Harry Reid an asshole?
Guns kill more children each year -- between 112 and 150 -- than cancer.
(Yawn) Di'jou see them nekkid pitchers of Britney Spears on the innernet?
The gun lobby lavishes about $13 million a year on Washington. Top recipients of their blood money are Senators John Cronyn (R-TX), James Inhofe (R-OK) and Ted Cruz (R-TX). Eric Cantor (R-VA) and Paul Ryan (R-WI) are among the top takers in the House.
(Yawn) Gotta stop that Obamacare. It's worse than slavery!
Since Sirhan Sirhan gunned down Robert F. Kennedy in 1968, American gunmen have slain nearly 1.4 million of their fellow citizens. The death toll of Americans in all the country' s wars, from the Revolution through Afghanistan, is less than 1.2 million.
(Yawn) Who wore Miley Cyrus costumes for Hallowe'en?
About 32,000 Americans die by gunfire each year. If current trends continue, our annual toll of shooting victims will exceed the number killed in automotive accidents by 2015.
(Yawn) What's the early line in Vegas on Kentucky-Michigan State hoops?
In 2011, the United States manufactured one milliion more guns than all the other nations in the world combined. American gun manufacturers have produced more than 100 million guns in the last 25 years. Gun manufacturers have contributed nearly $40 million to the National Rifle Association's propaganda campaigns against rational gun control.
(Yawn) Is George Cloony dating Julian Assange's lawyer? (BTW, who's Julian Assange?)
