Our Little Blond Hitler is his own Joseph Goebbels. He will be the first to tell you (as Goebbels told Germany in 1933) that he alone among the country’s politicians understands the situation and draws the necessary hard and firm conclusions. “I’m the worst thing that ever happened to ISIS,” the neo-fuhrer told Barbara Walters.
He is hard and firm on such matters as:
—We must torture, using methods far more cruel than mere waterboarding, because torture will keep us safe. Never mind the international laws against torture; we will make new laws; we will BE the law.
—We must build walls to keep our people secure and pure. Those who would cross our borders are rapists, pillagers and thieves. They must be kept out and those who have come here illegally must be deported.
—Muslims, like Jews in Hitler’s Germany, are evil and must be disposed of. Remember, it is OK — even desirable — to kill the families of our enemies.
—Making America great again, as Hitler made Germany great again.
Our Little Blond Hitler has said: “I think apologizing’s a great thing, but you have to be wrong. I will absolutely apologize, sometime in the hopefully distant future, if I’m ever wrong.” Also: "My IQ is one of the highest — and you all know it! Please don't feel so stupid or insecure; it's not your fault."
The neo-fuhrer demonstrated his IQ by telling us, “The concept of global warming was created by and for the Chinese in order to make U.S. manufacturing non-competitive.”
When some in the media actually questioned this wisdom, he assured us,“You know, it really doesn’t matter what the media write as long as you’ve got a young, and beautiful, piece of ass.”
Others have even suggested that the thuggery of some of his adherents at political assemblies is remindful of Hitler’s infamous brownshirts.
Our Little Blond Fuhrer will have none of it. “My rallies are love fests,” he said.
Who needs a Goebbels?